Thursday, May 16, 2013

Bookanistas Review: The Year of Secret Assignments




Oh guys, are you ever going to love me. I have such a great book for you today—The Year of Secret Assignments by Jaclyn Moriarty. First, the blurb:
Told entirely through letters, diary entries, emails, and other writing, Moriarty’s novel introduces us to Emily, Lydia, and Cassie—all students at Ashbury High—who begin writing to their Brookfield High counterparts through the schools’ organized pen pal project. Readers learn quickly that each girl has her own writing style and that at two of the Brookfield boys (Seb and Charlie) seem to be smitten with Lydia and Emily. The only trouble is Cassie’s pen pal, Matthew, a shady character who first sends her short, threatening letters and then becomes strangely sweet toward her. Nobody can figure out why Cassie keeps writing to him, but after she has a crushing meet-up with Matthew, Cassie discovers—with the help of her friends and the Brookfield guys—that he hasn’t been honest about his identity. All could be ended there, but when Charlie helps take revenge and Brookfield High gets mysteriously vandalized, the group comes together to deliver justice and save the endangered pen pal project.
I wasn’t so certain this would work. But if I have a single motto I have a million, and one happens to be: Always trust an Aussie.*

Still, I didn’t know how Jaclyn Moriarty would tell not one but three stories using nothing but letters, e-mails, and journal entries. But that’s because I didn’t know what a skillful storyteller Moriarty is. I stand corrected. This book rocked.

It’s not just that the characters were so fully developed I’m not entirely sure Emily, Lydia, and Cassie aren’t real Australian girls. Or that the story is equal parts touching and laugh-out-loud hilarious. It’s the voice.

Or, I should say, voices. Plural.

Here’s the thing: Moriarty doesn’t just nail teen speak. And she doesn’t just write in an overall amazing voice. No, she gives each of the three girls and three boys such incredibly different voices that I’d believe you if you told me a different writer penned each.

One of my favorite things about this book is the way Moriarty wrote Emily, who gives terrible advice and constantly mistakes one word for another. My favorite instance of the latter:

Also, I have seen on TV that you can get head transplants and it seems to me that it is a tragedy if you are bald and you don’t get a head transplant. My dad agreed with me heartily, and with much joy, when I pointed out that Lydia’s dad should get a head transplant.

But Moriarty doesn’t shove it in our face, reminding us constantly through other characters that Emily has the tendency to misinterpret phrases. It isn’t even until halfway through that Emily’s pen pal questions her about it.

There is so much more to love about this book than I have room to say. And, truthfully, I’d end up copying the whole book for you here because it’s pretty much all funny and quotable.

Oh, and if you enjoy this one, there are a few others in Moriarty’s Ashbury/Brookfield series, all of which have a place on my TBR list right now.


Here’s what the other Bookanistas are reading today:

Lenore Appelhans  is blown away by Reboot by Amy Tintera
Carrie Harris adores Beyond Dinocalypse by Chuck Wendig—with giveaway!
Tracy Banghart  & Debra Driza join The Girl Guide by Christine Fonseca book blitz!
Corrine Jackson is stunned by Breaking Beautiful by Jennifer Shaw Wolf
Nikki Katz  wonders at The Grave Winner by Lindsey Loucks
Gretchen McNeil talks Truth or Dare by Jacqueline Green
Elana Johson admires Insomnia by Jenn Johannson
Katy Upperman fawns over Finnikin of the Rock by Melina Marchetta
Rebecca Behrens is wowed by The Fifth Wave by Rick Yancey

I’m in the mood for another hilarious YA book. Any recommendations?


* That is, when they write YA. I can’t be held responsible if you happen upon one who convinces you to stuff your arm in the mouth of a crocodile.


Monday, May 13, 2013

Like this? Read That.


You ever read one of those Men’s Health articles that tells you to “Eat This, Not That,” in which “this” is terribly unhealthy and “that” is only moderately less healthy? This is not that sort of list. 

A. There is no food.
B. Unless we’re talking about brain food.
C. In that case, there is a lot of food.
D. And when it comes to brain food, more is better.

I haven’t read all of these, so I’m not making a statement about their greatness—or lack of it, as the case may be. Plus, some haven’t released yet. So, essentially, I’m enticing you without immediate gratification. The thought alone makes me feel wonderfully evil.
  
If you like the plot of one of these books, you might want to check out the second. (Besides, it can be interesting to see how two authors with the same idea wrote two very different books.) So, here we go. Just click on a cover or title link to read the Goodreads blurb:


  
PIVOT POINT BY KASIE WEST and JUST LIKE FATE BY CAT PATRICK AND SUZANNE YOUNG
Girl’s life can go in one of two ways, and we get the story of each path, leading up to her big decision.

 
PIZZA, LOVE, AND OTHER STUFF THAT MADE ME FAMOUS BY KATHRYN WILLIAMS and TASTE TEST BY KELLY FIORE
Girl goes on teen cooking reality show, falls for hot guy

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS BY JOHN GREEN and BEFORE I DIE BY JENNY DOWNHAM
Dying girl tries to live life to the fullest. Uncontrollable crying (ours) ensues.

 
THE GHOST AND THE GOTH BY STACEY KADE and LIFE AFTER THEFT BY APRILYNNE PIKE
Boy is haunted by the ghost of a former Queen Bee

 
FROM WHAT I REMEMBER BY STACY KRAMER AND VALERIE THOMAS and DITCHED BY ROBIN MELLOM
A Hangover-esque story in which a teen has to remember what happened last night

 
NERVE BY JEANNE RYAN and TRUTH OR DARE BY JACQUELINE GREEN
Teens participate in reality show truth or dare game

 
PERSONAL DEMONS BY LISA DESROCHERS and THE COLLECTOR BY VICTORIA SCOTT
Demon is sent to high school to collect an important soul, is faced with angelic opposition,
and falls in love with said Very Important Girl

  
SOMETIMES IT HAPPENS BY LAUREN BARNHOLDT, SOMETHING LIKE FATE BY SUSANE COLASANTI,
and THE UNWRITTEN RULE BY ELIZABETH SCOTT
Girl steals her best friend’s boyfriend

 
TWO WAY STREET and RIGHT OF WAY BY LAUREN BARNHOLDT
Exes are forced to road trip with one another


Which books am I missing?

Friday, May 10, 2013

The Makeover


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Once in a while I like to pretend I’m exciting and impulsive by doing things like wearing a color other than black or trying a different salad dressing. Or, as it turns out, giving this blog a makeover.

(Not to be confused with playing makeover on myself, which is its own rut. What? I like makeup.)

As much as I’d like to believe that with a lot of research and ten years hard work I’d be able to design a site like this bad boy, it is a lie. CSS is like … You know, I’m so dumb when it comes to computer speak that I can’t even give you a decent analogy.

All of the credit goes to my friend Caroline Richmond who, in addition to being an awesome writer, is great at web design. I’m well aware of life’s unfairness. We’ll still be making a few more tweaks, but mostly this is the new Words on Paper.

And, if you haven’t guessed it yet, I love it. I want to hug it and stroke it’s silky hair and—oh wait, I’ve ventured into creepsville. Let’s just say, Caroline is supremely talented and I bow down to her website-creating skillz.

Happy Friday, folks!